Shut Up! Who cares that I have a man-crush?

Okay, at the risk of being ridiculed, I am gonna admit something that I am pretty sure I publicly admitted before in a drunken state. I, Shing aka Shing-Daddy aka The Daddy aka Kid ChokeOut aka The Duke of Shing aka Sir Stab-a-lot aka Fucko the Clown aka, well you get the idea. I have a man-crush. Now I am in no way attracted physically to this man, but if I could be one person for week or seven, I would choose this person. This man is the great Matt Skiba.
Dude just writes some serious good music and lyrics. I have been inspired both good and bad by his genius. There are so many songs of his own or Alkaline Trio's or from Heavens that I can relate to, that its crazy.
Not too many people can write a song about a serial killer talking to his latest victim and make it almost sound like a love song. The song is called "Counting" by Heavens, which is one of his side projects. Great music. Anyway, besides maybe Tiger Woods, Skiba is one dude I would change places with for awhile. And, hell yes I would still wanna trade places with Tiger. Brother-man just needs to be left the hell alone. He didn't live up to the morals of somebody else, big fucking deal. He is a human being with faults just like anyone else. Those that are without fault can sit back and judge. Oh wait there is no one out there like that. So leave the fucking guy alone!
Now where was I....oh yeah Skiba is my man-crush and I am man enough to admit it.
While I am at it, I might as well destroy any street cred that I have left. You know who else I would change places with for  a few days? Whenever I admit this to myself I die a little inside. Okay, may as well get it over with.....Justin Timberlake. Oh man, that's hard to admit, but hear me out. Dude has tons of money for making bad music, has his choice of women, gets to be on SNL, nailed Britney when she was still just slutty, not slutty and crazy like she is now and he probably is a cool dude to hang out with. Shit, I would trade places just for the unlimited tee times at Pebble Beach alone. So there it is, go ahead laugh at me, but how many of you Now are thinking to yourself, "You know what? Shing is right!" That's right, admit it bitches, I am right. So there, I don't feel any better after admitting that last part, but I am man enough to stand up and admit it. That's all for now, I think. Oh wait,  i really like tacos. Seriously, is there a better food out there? Nope! Ok now i am done.....i think....yep....i am done....Peace....