First, let me state that I think resolutions are bullshit. Resolutions just set us up for failure because most times they are things that we are not going to be able to follow through with. Sure we may have good intentions when we set them, but if you look at the resolutions you (and I) have set through the years, how often did you stick to your resolutions? Exactly! I didn't either. But with it being a new year, why not set some anyway. So, here are my resolutions for the new year:
1) Do not get eaten by a great white shark(probably FN hurts)
2) Do not get attacked by a grizzly bear(probably really FN hurts)
3) Watch Yo Gabba Gabba at least 5 times a week(if only every episode was with "Twirly-Whirly" Girl)
4) Eat food daily(Does beer count as food)
5) Drink lots of water(with some scotch)
6) Smoke some cigars(preferably any Illusione, Tatuaje and La Traviata)
7) Get grades at school(any grade will do, don't wanna stress myself too much)
8) Drink some alcohol
9) Play some golf
10) Get some sleep (at least 15 min. a day)
So there you go, my resolutions for 2010! I realize I may have set the bar high, but dammit, I am gonna do it! I will go 10 for 10! Just so you know, we are 9 days into 2010 and I am 9 for 10 so far! It's been too damn cold to golf! But, now that I think about it, I have played golf on the Wii with Brody and Jax, so that counts.....right?? Damn straight it does! 10 for 10 bitches!!! Thanks for your support and much love for the new year!
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hi again!
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